The Star Newspaper - Zulkifli Noordin, known for his firebrand politics, has been lambasted for calling for a ban on sale of beer and condom in convenience stores. -Malaysia-Today
It's official, some people needs a time machine to go right back with the dinosaurs. They would so fit in. This is such a funny country, can we finally set some kind of qualification on those who wants to be politicians with religious study not being counted.
Edited: WTF, he's a lawyer by profession. Oops, I better go edit out all my vulgar words. Don't wanna receive any 'love' letters telling me he wants to see me in court and bring a large stack of money. I'll probably end up bring along a large stack of Hell Money (used during Hungry Ghost Month) since that's all I can afford. I'm poor. Still a lawyer who studied in New Zealand and saying this shit?!
Picture taken from Pennylicious
What? You're suing me for a Million? Here's a Trillion (sorry, I lost count after the 9th digit),
Keep the change!
If they are not trying to ban yoga *snort*, they are trying to ban beer and condoms from convenience stores. What's next? Oh I know, Hello Kitty since it's worshiped by females all around Malaysia. Yes yes, HK is definitely next and rightfully so.. take that you...Cat!
I could probably understand the beer part but condoms?
Malaysian AIDS Council executive director Bakhtiar Talhah said condoms had proven effective in curbing HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases.
“Convenience is the key in encouraging condom use,” he said.
Only at supermarkets?
But..but..they close at 10pm!
Hospitals?
I doubt it, they doctors are too busy with injured, sick and dead bodies to want to deal with a bunch of bored, horny people.
Police stations?
Right, photostat your I.C (Identification Card) fill in your name, your partner's name, where and when, possible time limit and positions you might be trying out. How many packets taken and when you're done, kindly return to the police station to return the remaining unused packets to get some sort of refund. Sign here and have fun.
Oh, you might probably want to bring along your marriage certificate. Just in case.
Yup, that sounds about right since I sometimes get the impression that the policemen in the station seems a little free and bored. This might give them something to be busy about. Yup, this is getting thumbs up from me.
*rolls eyes and opens the world atlas to find a nice place to migrate to*
Why do I get the strange feeling that he's probably a closet bukkake fan... Nahhhh!!
Edit 2: This is actually months old news but I learnt about it yesterday and I'm still hopping mad about it
1 comment:
hahaha, your policemen part is funny la.. btw, I just know this news coz I seldom (or maybe don't) read newspapers. XD
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