Ganguro Ash V2

Readers beware, you have been warned, the pictures coming up is not for the faint of heart. If my original version of Ganguro disturbed you, you might want to skip this post. Before you start thinking that I'm in love with myself or my own looks, note that I am the type who prefer to stay in the background. There are more things to learn by simply leaning back and observing people. It's often said, "Actions can betray a lie" and I've always been fascinated by people's personality.

The reason for all these looks is not to garner a fan base or become famous or infamous in my case but simply because I'm curious. I'm curious to know how I look like as a blond, or tanned or with this colour eye make up and so forth.

I'm the type to insist on having a hand mirror everytime I go for a facial or a dentist just so I can see what the hell is going on.

Onwards mates,

A normal me with normal make up + short blond wig; with long wig

I will never bleach my hair blond is all I can tell you, having to look like baked lobster - permanently is no fun. Both in real life and in pictures. But still, blond hair is still so pretty.. *sigh*

A combi or Red Earth's Secret Potion + Stila foundation ( too oily) and my el cheapo China brand foundation mixed together and Operation: Ganguro Ash v2 starto.

I had a bit of eyeliner left from earlier the day; Finished!

First, start painting your face like no tomorrow. Paint it with much gusto , using your muscles from your hand and torso. Whatever. After I finished painting, I powder my face with the Elianto powder I bought a million and one years ago for my previous ganguro look.

Since I failed so miserably, I'm not even gonna bother posting up the step by step by step by step pictures. Anyway remember to have a good laugh. Cover entire eyelids with NYX Milk and to make it really white, apply Silky Girl's Yin or any white eyeshadow over entire lid, I topped it off with NYX pearl powder in white for the shimmer look in the inner corners, not that you can see any shit anyway.

By now, remember to lock your doors, you don't want your parents to call the zoo for an escaped panda and get shot by a tranquilizer on the ass. Shot. Ass = No fun.

Using black eyeliner, line your entire eyes;

Round round baby round round, spend the night on me~

- SugarBabes

Top it off with black eyeshadow so that you don't smudge the black eyeliner round round your eyes and ruin the entire look. Next pick some glasses cleaning falsies you have lying around and stick that on. Make sure they are the type of falsies that when you bat your eyelashes furiously, papers start flying. And if you bat them hard enough, even your boyfriend might disappear.

I bought some God Damned awful eye falsies from the night market a few months ago and didn't know what to do with them. Light bulb flashed and I cut them in half and stuck them under my eyes.

Colour lips white and realize that white lips don't look good on anyone, mix it with NYX Narcissus for a pale pale pink lips. I'm too poor to by MAC Lady Gaga lipstick so I will have to mix my own. *sniff* I hate being poor.

Not having a good skin week. *glares at a certain someone* And if you are wondering why all my pictures are only showing one side of my face, I'll be honest and tell you that I grew two enormous very red and very painful pimples on the other cheek. There I said it. I'm so stupidly honest.

Doo doo dooo.. I remember that people don't like to read and only like to see pictures so here goes.

These are the type of lashes you need! Now stick them on and start flapping, err... I mean batting.

Why I will never tan myself, the above picture says it all.

Ps.: EHHHH!! I don't look anything Ganguro, I ended looking like an over baked lobster!!!! Fail, Fail, FAILED!