Plastic enough? NOT! Eh, I'm a magic card?!

My workload at work has increased by many many folds. I am now literally and almost drowning. Who could have thought answering emails in mass amount could be so stressful. I mean, it's just emails. Then again, I should have noted the 'mass' in mass amount. Gah! I'll happily forward and answer all the mails regarding cosmetic surgery though. Never imagine Botox cost about RM1.8K and Rhinoplasty cost about RM6-7k. Ouch!

Hmm, talking about cosmetic surgery, after JH went home, I carefully lock the doors, close the windows, brought out my make up kit and started on a look for a contest hosted by Bombshell, for one, I love the unique idea. But I'm a little clueless on the props and hair (I don't own any fancy wigs other than my usual two and they are unfortunately not blond) She did mention that it didn't have to be blond but still, think Barbie, you think blond.

Aim of the game: To be the most plastic contestant (think fake, superficial, Stepford wife, Barbie & Ken) - Bombshell

For one, I'm far from perfect but I loved the idea so I decided "Ah what the heck" but the look didn't turned out right so I'm guessing either I'll try again some other day or just drop out of it. I didn't look plastic enough. Damn, never though trying to look fake or plastic would be so hard. And the other contestant make it look so easy. Not trying to be offend anyone, it's just that they did a fantastic job on it and here I am struggling like an idiot. :P

So anyway, I happily put on my '2 inch' thick make up and set to work with the eyes and lips. I had quite a bit to cover since the pimples is out on full force lately too. Not as bad as my Singapore trip time but it's pretty bad; all because I tried Dr.Jart+ again to re-confirmed that it was the one thing that was giving me pimples. It was. It so was. I'm still sore about it since I liked it; the coverage was excellent and it hurt my wallet quite a bit.

Lipstick used: No brand lip palate + MJ Honey Pump; NYX Narcissus + Guerlain's lipgloss



Initial first few test shots

Decided to just use plenty of black and brown for the eyes and top them off with glasses cleaners eye lashes. The one I bought from the night market. Surprisingly, they didn't look all too butt ugly on camera. I would have earned myself endless teasing if the CH guys saw me in it but since I was in the safety of my room, I was - safe.

Used MAC Petticoat on my cheeks and toned the pinkish-ness with TBS Shimmer wave in Peach.

The pictures might not be perfect but at least give me credit for posting them up without any of them being photoshopped.

Hey if you see my pimples and pores and whatever not, remember that I'm only human and this is me. Sure I can get Kern to photoshop the hell outta my photos and tweak just about everything; make me eyes bigger, clean up the fall outs, erase scars, pores, moles and just about everything and make me look all perfect and ethereal but I decided I'm not going to do all that.

I've never hidden the facts that I have scars and so forth so if you have some nasty comments, go ahead but you'll end up looking like a total idiot since this is no secret. And I'll be more than happy to say, "Way to go Captain Obvious!'

I'm not looking for nice comments or anything and I'm not obsessed with myself, I just enjoy posting all the failed experiments and hey, this is in some way my online diary where I can look back, slap my forehead and wonder what the hell was I thinking when I did that.

Ah, finally forked out my hard earned pay to buy this - Origins, Out of Trouble.

I've previously bought the smaller bottle one to try out and discovered that I really liked it. But the price was a little too pricy so I looked around in The Body Shop. They had the Aloe Vera mask (RM66) but the sales girl was not too friendly so I went over to Origins and bought this instead. Oh well.

I tend to just put on a thin layer and go sleep in it. It's nice cause it calms down inflamed skin as well. During the times when my skin is all red and agitated, I'll slap some of these on and go sleep. It doesn't dry up like clay mask does and so it doesn't crack and make you scratch your face like a monkey scratches its ass.

Ouch, ouch, ouch my wallet. My thinning wallet.

Other than that, been stocking up on masks from Guardian and some bought online. The Strawberry Souffle smells pretty good but after a while, you'll be gasping for air. Overpowering scent in weird strawberry. How good is it? Err.. the Blemish mask works way better but it smells exactly like toilet cleaners. The scents from the mask is overpowering for my sensitive nose and after the "Hmmm, smells great.." you'll be crawling on the floor, begging for oxygen. Okay, slight exaggeration on my side but still even Elisa agrees with me. On the toilet clearer part anyway. UGH!

JH was with me when I bought the mask and his small eyes grew bigger when he saw the picture on the packets, he commented it looks like something from scary movies / nightmares.

The masks; The picture that will scare little kids

I agree. What I did not agree to was this...

Woke up from my very nice nap, logged online and what's this weird comments I see on my email. Checkout my FB and ta daa, JH has made another 'motivational poster' of me. I admit, it's been a while since I laughed this hard but just as well, I'm sharpening my claws for when I see him tomorrow.

Prepare yourself for punishment, JH!

I'm easy to please though, all you have to do is appease me with your Baneslayer card *rubs hands*