Sunday, April 26, 2009

Pat's Bday BBQ, Elyn's pressie, lip experiment gone wrong

Went kayaking with the gang last Saturday at the Pusat Kegiatan Sukan Air, the weather was perfect and the sea was calm, despite the hat and sunblocks, came back a little tanner than usual. My first kayaking experience and I'm loving it!

Was partnered with Khim Sun, a dragon boat rower, we did okay but at some point we were kinda lopsided because he had powerful strokes and my arms are like jelly, was quite weak. Saw some jelly fishes too by the way.

Went to korek siput for dinner later and it was really fun! Minus the part where Khim Sun accidentally hit me on the side of my face with the paddle. I kneel down and praise God that I was wearing my sunglasses then or he would have literally taken my eye out as it came at the angle of my eyeballs. Heart attack!

A week later, in the clubhouse;

Celeste's all dressed up for the Henessey Party later

My make up looked so odd, I'm using all my normal stuffs but because I gotten a tan, my face now doesn't match my arms and chest area. ARGH! I looked as if I got thick make up on when I don't. T.T

With Carrie and Leanne, I looked like a giant!

One word: ARGH!


Look at all the goodies!

Ah muh sweet sweet Elyn, although she was sick for the past 2 months, she kindly packed and sent the parcel above to me. How it all started, I saw her post up a recent haul of hers where she got an E.L.F eyeliner. I asked her if it was an good as I need a black eyeliner myself. She then asked if I would have hers, I could choose between a MAC or a Bourjois one. Imagine that!

It would be extremely rude for me to take any since all this while of knowing Elyn, she never stopped giving us things, but she won't take no for an answer nor money when offered, "I have sharpen it many times!" I didn't care, it'll be great if I could even try them out. But anyway after some negotiations, with me treating her to coffee and cakes when I see her, I sent her my address.

A few days later, a parcel arrived. No one was home but thankfully, my dad went to collect it from the post office for me. Yay! I expected Elyn to post out one eyeliner in a Pos Ekspress RM2.50 envelope.


Top to bottom: Jordana's Glitterama in Bronze Fest, Purple Party, Turquoise Jamboree, MAC eyeliner in black, Bourjois kohl eyeliner in black

So imagine how big my eyes were when I saw the huge ass parcel. Elyn gave the trese of us Eyeko Face Off Cleansing wipes along with the white bottles of Jergen's body lotion that I believe K was once asked Elyn about. But the letter from Elyn really made my day. I love you!

The eyeliners were fanastic! I'm so pleased that I finally have not one but two eyeliners! Oh that reminds me. a couple of weeks ago, I saw this make up artist on Youtube, Nireyna which taught us a lip plumping technique. Having very small lips, I'll be obvously tempted to try them out. She mentions that she used white eyeliner but being me, I rummage through and brought out my NYX Jumbo eye pencil in Milk! Finally get to put it on good use, so my little head thought.


If you find this wrinked and pruned, please blame Mior, I know I did!

Proceed to line the outter corner of your lips while exgerrating the lines a bit. Remember you are trying to get bigger and plumpier lips afterall.


Remember the "Got milk?" ad ? XD
Damn, it looks disguisting!


Colour it up, took a step back and I looked like a ganguro!

Not exactly a time, I want anyone to see me in. It looks so odd! If you don't know what is a ganguro, google it up, it used to be a trend in Japan where the girls would tan themself silly, apply white eyeshadows around the eyes and on the lips, grab a marker pen and use it as an eyeliner and etc.



Two pics on the top: What happens when the tanning equipment blow up on your face
Two pic on the bottom: I liked these better, it's not that extreme and it actually looks pretty good!

Pictures from google

I don't wanna post up more extreme ganguro pictures as it might be a little disturbing, I remember reading a book all about them when I was in Singapore as I found them facinating. I have nothing againts them but if I saw the girl on the most left, I might have made a run for it, I'm not sure why, but she scares me.


Kinda uneven, dang! Anyway the pink was a nice pink on its own, combined, it didn't fit me

Apply a thick coloured gloss, I have plenty of glosses but 98% of mine are all sheer. Looked around like a mad person to find out and ta-daa, found a cheap pink gloss that I 'took' from my sister and slap it on. The pink has always been a nice pink but when mixed with white, it turned out many shades lighter (D'oh) and it became those cool toned pink that doesn't really suit me.


The picture didn't manage to catch how it really looked, pity

At the end of the experiment, I had one of the best laughs. I must have done something wrong along the way but it came out looking like Lip Fillers Went Wrong! Oh so wrong! My lips looks disfigured, it was disturbing for me to even look at them. The camera didn't capture it but in real life, if I went out like that, people must have been scared shitless at the sight of my lips! I can't describe it but it was A-W-F-U-L! If anyone else is trying it, let us know.

Elisa gave the experiment a go just as well and came back with the exact same results and thoughts, botox gone wrong.

13 comments:

Khim Sun said...

You did really well and we were going at a decent speed.

Ribuan maaf about trying to take out your eyes tho. Will make an effort to use mine in the future :)

Shenay Lee said...

Hey I like your posts a lot! You're so mature & the blog is filled with words instead of camwhore pictures (= Would love to see you blogging more often !

hevn said...

@Khim Sun
Never did I imagine you coming across my blog. I'm bloody embarrassed having you see what kind of silly experiment I do on my free time. I'm really embarrassed...

@Shenay
Thank you so much, Shenay, I really appreciate your words very much!

Jeanjean said...

wow... the pink is shocking! I mean the colour is somewhat like neon or fluorescent pink!

I guess it won't be a problem for you to pull out the lip colour since you have fair skin.

I do agree with Shenay that you write beautiful posts. Just like a real author!

hevn said...

neon? Florescent? ARGHHHH! on my computer, it turns out as very light cool tone pink.

It's a lovely colour but doesn't suit me despite my fair skin, me thinks T.T

Awwwww.... *hugs you*
I wish, I wish but thanks for making me more confident in my writing!

Padios said...

Ganguro-Ash ftw :)

And I agree with Jeanjean and Shenay too... very articulate you are... hmmm

Makeupholics said...

Ash , you look great just the way you are and I love you for that just dump the idea of fuller lips ya :P

Ash, I hate to say this but I told you since the day we met that your ENGLISH made me speechless and green with envy each time I read them, so keep writing aye !

p/s : psssttt I hope all those liners turn out ok for you, glad that you received them in good condition...hehehehe

gree wee wee said...

the last pic, looks like u are having chicken pox spot on yr face ! looks so rough like stone !

hevn said...

@Green wee wee
Wah, I see now that you can't even spell your own name...
Anyway, LOL!!!!! Those are called pimples just in case you don't know. LOL! Like I said before, I don't use photoshop on any of my pictures so what you see if what you get.

Never said I have nice skin anyway, LOL! Read my other post ja!

Thanks for dropping by again Green wee wee.

P.s: Oh yea, so is your green wee wee okay? Did your psychiatrist say that you ought to stop turning green with jealousy and your wee wee might turn normal?

Was so worried for you. Take care!

hevn said...

@Padios
Trust me, not a sight you might want to see. Muahahahaa

*Floats around in cloud 9*
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

@Elyn
=_=;; Thank you love, but..but..I've always wanted fuller lips. Even contemplated lips filler >.<;; gotta save up for that one!

I remember, and your words (everyone here also) made me so very happy I can't tell you how much!!

LOVE em', thank you thank youuu!

Jeanjean said...

wahahaha!!! So that's Green Wee Wee ! Adoi... I can understand his stupidity since his green soggy and flaccid wee wee is his control panel.

ei, condemning other people's face for what ? Remember, your wee wee is green ? It's against force of nature so better just cure it well before insulting Ash okay.

Yer... no wonder Ash and Elisa hate him.

hevn said...

Green wee wee has become so famous in my blog XD

Nah, don't hate but pity the poor idiot.

Anyway this post is super mild compared to what he first said about me and Elisa, right green wee wee?

Makeupholics said...

I have a hunch this GWW is a SHE...agree?

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