Thursday, April 16, 2009

It's been a while

... Since I had this good of a laugh. It's so funny, it was like watching Mr Bean for the first time.

Look "Green" wee wee, I made you a personal picture just to cheer you up! See, I do care about you!

Apparently I manage to piss someone off with my "Cool and Hot looks" as Mr. Anonymous puts it, Mr. Anonymous had no balls to post up his/her name so in a really sad way, I took NO offense in the "nasty" things he/she, I know I'm not suppose to be feeling this but after the initial reaction of shock, I can't stop laughing. I really can't. I'm not typing this for the sake of pissing Mr. Anonymous off but I really found it funny!

I'm really sorry that it failed to piss me off in any way. Thank you for making me laugh though. I appreciate your comment as well as feedback. Please feel free to post up more but hopefully, there will be a name behind those comments then. A real name to go with your 'green' wee wee as you yourself put it. By the way, your 'green' wee wee sounds sick, do bring it to a doctor soon as I'm actually quite concerned and sorry, no, I'm not interested in your little 'green' wee wee... XD

"my wee wee is also green, u want ?..... "
Actual quote from 'green' wee wee


Hey, lets call the above said person "Green" wee wee instead since that's what he referred his little tic tac penis as.

First off, I'm actually quite pleased that "Green" wee wee could spell pretty well, minus the fact that "Green" wee wee can't really spell my name properly for some unknown reason as well as the word personally was spelt wrong. No biggies, I'm always more than happy to help correct your spelling.

I see that you made lots of comment regarding my "Gothic Lolita FOTD". I feel kinda sad that all you did was admire my pictures and didn't read anything I wrote. I'm so hurt. I spent more time writing it that putting the make up on.

But I must have looked pretty good for you to get angry or jealous enough to comment. Whoaaaa.. babe, you just made my day! It's really people like you that can strangely make my day with your jealous rantings. Heee, never thought myself as pretty but you made me feel damn gorgeous today, thank you love! *muaks*

Anyway, "Green" wee wee was throwing a hissy fit saying things like how I look like a ghost and I look fake. Well, I was born fair so if I look like a ghost, hey, no prob, I'll pile on the blushers!

But if only Green" wee wee did read my entry, "Green" wee wee would have realized that I did that look out of boredom and that my make up was like 9 hours old. Obviously my blusher would have toned down by then, not to mention the word Gothic should have rung a bell in Green" wee wee's tic tac sized brains, but nooooo, it didn't. *sigh* A fellow ignorant.

And about my "ah eei" or "aunty" looks, sorry lor, at least give me credit for having more balls than you in daring to post up my pictures and not hide behind the name "Anonymous" right? I know you're little wee wee is green but must your face also turn green with envy?

So you know me personally? Gee, I'm flattered, a quarter of the people in Penang island probably knows me anyway, if not by name, by face atleast. Hell, I even have people recognizing me on my voice alone XD. Anyway I must apologize that I don't know you or remember you.

Oh and about Elisa, you should really stop drooling at her hotness and come to realize that she actually does allow comments. ROTFLMAO! Just keep your eyes peeled for the comment boxes that exist on some of her posts.

Oh yea, if you're wondering why I didn't publish your post, I only publish post that comes with a name, a real name. People who have guts to put a faces to those comments will always get my approval. So for now, all you get is stick men with little "green" wee wees...

Cheers mate!

7 comments:

Makeupholics said...

I feel like punching this Mr. Annoy on his green wee wee…FYI make up is an art but so alas people often mistaken that for something worthless or a total waste of money . It takes more then you can ever imagine in achieving one-fine-look. It takes a lot of passions, perseverance & tenacity behind all these glamour.

Which one of you wants to put on make up if your skin are as fine as a new born baby? And how many can we find out of 1000 people? Not even one. Make up is also part of good manner. Imagine yourself entering a shop buying something do you prefer (A) a sweet looking SA with makeup or (B) those whose face are as pale as skeleton? If u answered A please slap yourself on the left but if you answered B then please slap yourself on the right for bluffing out loud. See my point Mr.Annoy ?

I bet you shop for shirts to go to work with don’t you? I bet my life on it, I don’t think you will pick any RM3 linggit shirt to go to work do you? So what do you call that? Not makeup? or would you prefer the word “grooming” ?? and grooming is what leh? Dunno….look it up ya…I make no bloody apology of what I said here Mr.Annoy unless you prove me wrong that you do go to work with your whole attired less then RM10 linggit then I will take my word back that I promise. So what say you ? GWW ..now whose the loser here?

Ash great write up...keep them coming....:D luff yer much..

Patrick said...

Your stick drawings really make me smile :)

Good for a 'pick-up' after a rough work day...

Thank you :D

Elisa said...

I saw the comment. After reading the whole thing I was like uhh... GREEN WEE WEE?! ROFL. I was thinking WOW! Green Wee WEE?! @.@

I'm friends with Ash for over 10 years. She's beautiful but unfortunately she has an 'attitude' of being very insecure and low self esteem.

Ash, you can rest assure that Mr Green Wee Wee doesn't know you/us personally. He/she is just probably an ugly loner with no friends and oh with a face and wee wee in green color.

I am truly amuse by the comment. Seriously. =) Oh Mr Green Wee Wee. For your information not all comments in my entries are disabled. And those with comments enabled are not moderated at all. So feeeeeeel free to spam me with your infantile comments whenever you feel so green. I don't give a flying fuck =)

C'est LazziMic said...

Hmm...I was wondering why we have such nasty people on the internet that could say something like Green wee-wee. Even though I am do not know what kind of comments he left but I am sure it hurted your feeling and am sorry about that...but definitely, it would interesting to read those comments though :P

Ashley, just wanted to let you know that you have a great blog here and I truly likes it:) Keep up the good work! (Btw, I'm from Penang too, probably we could catch up for a tea during the weekends:-)I'm kinda bored too, except I have a poodle that cheers me up most of the time)

Have a great weekend :D

-Michelle

hevn said...

@Elyn
Lol, thanks for the comment. Maybe Green wee wee is just a lonely person who's seeking attention, don't mind him/her. Lol, I would like to see a less than RM10 assemble too.

Lub you much much Elyn!

@Patrick
I'm glad you liked them! I had fun drawing them too, LOL!!

@E
We've been friends for 13years to be exact :D
And I still lub you very much!
Nice combo, green face and green wee wee. Muahahahahah! I'm trying to imagine actually :P

@Michelle
Hey there Michelle!
Thanks for dropping by and for the comment.
The comment left was indeed nasty but no worries, all it did was give me a good laugh and it didn't hurt me at all.

Thank you so much! Read your blog too and I'm loving your poodle, Muffin! Yeaaa, it be cool to meet up with you and Elyn again some time soon!!

fr0stie f0n said...

oh gawd ?!
ITZ GREEN ?!
i don't recall any part of the human anatomy being green... hmmm i could be wrong...

hevn said...

Hey f0ns,

well, now you know, now I know, now we all know, out there in the big wide world, there does exist idiots with green penis.

I half wonder if he's born that way or is it sick..

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