Firstly, you bow before my Fakeness Greatness!
After you're done with that, you slap on your foundation like the world is going to end and only people with flawless skin is going to be saved.
Then, you put on your brightest eyeshadow you can find, in case they need to find you and it's pitch black. They will locate you by your eyeshadow. (Dang, I should have used Yellow then, nvm)
Compliment the above colour by using Purple, Purple always looks nice with Blues. You don't want to be tooo bright least they get blinded before reaching you.
You should look like this. If you don't. You need more eyeshadow. Remember people, if they can't see you, they can't save you! Add blusher, MAC Don't be Shy. That's right, don't be shy with the blusher! Add more, more MORE!
Add falsies to fan fire...if needed. Torch lights are much preferred.
Apply lipstick. In my case, I used MAC Too Fab and apply lip gloss. Red would be overkill, we wouldn't want that now would we? :D
To complete my look, I put on my pale blond wig. This shall now be my everyday office look!
Don't like my look? Here, lemme give you a nice big kisssss... To be truthful, I can't my eyes off my fake mole. It's.. so.. BIG! Dang, should have drawn it smaller :P
I posted the picture on the right because I found it hilarious! Have you ever seen a RECTANGULAR mole?!?! I can't stop laughing! Dang, my shaky hands.
That's all folks, how to look amazingly fake to go with your fabulous fake attitude :D
p.s: This FOTD is not meant to offend anyone. It's just to poke fun at myself
When I saw the request, it was also the last day (Day 8) and the peeling has already started. All I needed to do was to wipe the dried up part off. I was in a rush to go JH's house for the night and it was one of those 'god damned awful days' when you look like a freaking mess.
One week of endless teasing, being told I look like shit (Yes someone told me that) just got me really tired and other problems at work. But anyway, horrible is horrible. It was either this picture or not picture. So Bunny, here you go
I actually thought I look hobo-ish. AHAHAHAA! Not insulting anyone.
It was harder to remove than I remembered so picture two was taken the next day. And yes, me no have flawless even toned skin. It was all a lie!!! Not that I've ever mentioned I have even skin tone :P
All done, finally! One whole agonizing week. The thing is that the eyebrow colour came off looking funny in the pictures no matter what. It looked grey-ish or something as if I've accidentally cover my eyebrow with foundation.
In real life, the eyebrows are fantastic. Everyone loves it and I've gotten tons of compliments. I'm loving it. The colour gradation from light to dark and the 3D effect.
The difference between normal embroidery and 3D effect is that you can see the strokes of 'hair' in the 3D. It's supposedly to look more natural.