You want GOTH? I give you GOTH!

Was out for dinner with JH when I mentioned it's been some time since my last FOTD and asked what he would like to say. Without hesitant, he reply; GOTH.

'I wanna see a goth Ash'

If I could turn back time, I would have gone back and gave him a smack on the head. Or at least persuade him to choose something with less black. A lot less black.

Everything looks nicer when it's blurry. Just like your vision when you're drunk.

But being silly and delusional (XD) I went home and as soon as my parents went out, sent about the task. I first applied Elianto cream foundation in white. For God's sakes, would anyone even buy white foundation? I mean, WHITE? Oh right me... but only cause I thought it as a highlight base *whines*

How many peed in their pants? Hands up!
Look ma, no brows!

Anyway after making myself deathly pale, I applied my Elianto Fresh Whitening Foundation stick. Apply a few kilograms of that on your face and blend with a wet sponge. Decide you don't like your eyebrows? No problem, use the foundation to cover over it. Still there? Take out your industrial size concealer and get busy!

Apply NYX Black Bean and smear it all around your eyes, come on baby, round round those eyes now, apply black eyeshadow afterwards. If you look like a weird-ish cat-ish panda. Yer on the right track *two thumbs up and winks* Apply falsies. Apply blusher. I used Thrrob from Benefit.

Draw brows in. I mean, not all of us can pull a Whoopi Goldberg right? We need some brows! So draw them thin. We don't really want them but we kinda need them.

To call myself a Goth looking like that is to invite them to beat me up with a broom

Lipstick and ta-daa, hocus pokus, and we're done! After battling and losing to the black eyeliner, clean it all up and smile like you got a million bucks!

Oh wait, I was suppose to be a goth. Goth gotta be serious and angst ( stereotype), DON'T smile. Look like the whole world owes you a million bucks and can't pay you back!

Oh God, to all goths out there, please don't beat my up with a broom. I was just kidding about it all. Really!

Since I really don't look anything remotely like them with the red lipstick and silly grin, I grabbed my nearest eyeliner and lines my lips with them. (I found out I don't own any magenta/blue lipsticks) and then fill them in with NYX Black Bean eyeliner. In my case, I did it clumsily.

Since you requested for it, come 'ere and let me kissy you, JH!! COME TO ME BABEH~!

If you don't know what in hell is that, I don't either
*whistles innocently*


Wig off. Damn it's hot.

So JH, would you like to date me looking like this? When are you going to bring me back to your place to meet your mom?

XD