Thursday, May 20, 2010

You want GOTH? I give you GOTH!

Was out for dinner with JH when I mentioned it's been some time since my last FOTD and asked what he would like to say. Without hesitant, he reply; GOTH.

'I wanna see a goth Ash'

If I could turn back time, I would have gone back and gave him a smack on the head. Or at least persuade him to choose something with less black. A lot less black.


Everything looks nicer when it's blurry. Just like your vision when you're drunk.

But being silly and delusional (XD) I went home and as soon as my parents went out, sent about the task. I first applied Elianto cream foundation in white. For God's sakes, would anyone even buy white foundation? I mean, WHITE? Oh right me... but only cause I thought it as a highlight base *whines*


How many peed in their pants? Hands up!
Look ma, no brows!

Anyway after making myself deathly pale, I applied my Elianto Fresh Whitening Foundation stick. Apply a few kilograms of that on your face and blend with a wet sponge. Decide you don't like your eyebrows? No problem, use the foundation to cover over it. Still there? Take out your industrial size concealer and get busy!



Apply NYX Black Bean and smear it all around your eyes, come on baby, round round those eyes now, apply black eyeshadow afterwards. If you look like a weird-ish cat-ish panda. Yer on the right track *two thumbs up and winks* Apply falsies. Apply blusher. I used Thrrob from Benefit.

Draw brows in. I mean, not all of us can pull a Whoopi Goldberg right? We need some brows! So draw them thin. We don't really want them but we kinda need them.


To call myself a Goth looking like that is to invite them to beat me up with a broom

Lipstick and ta-daa, hocus pokus, and we're done! After battling and losing to the black eyeliner, clean it all up and smile like you got a million bucks!

Oh wait, I was suppose to be a goth. Goth gotta be serious and angst ( stereotype), DON'T smile. Look like the whole world owes you a million bucks and can't pay you back!

Oh God, to all goths out there, please don't beat my up with a broom. I was just kidding about it all. Really!



Since I really don't look anything remotely like them with the red lipstick and silly grin, I grabbed my nearest eyeliner and lines my lips with them. (I found out I don't own any magenta/blue lipsticks) and then fill them in with NYX Black Bean eyeliner. In my case, I did it clumsily.

Since you requested for it, come 'ere and let me kissy you, JH!! COME TO ME BABEH~!


If you don't know what in hell is that, I don't either
*whistles innocently*


Wig off. Damn it's hot.

So JH, would you like to date me looking like this? When are you going to bring me back to your place to meet your mom?

XD

11 comments:

Sherry said...

very pretty ehhe..

hehe.. meet his mom like this? I think if she loves fashion /makeup she loves this look

hevn said...

I doubt it Sherry, I think like any normal person, she'll freak out! Lmao!

Thanks anyway Sherry

kwon ai ling said...

im ok sweetie, yah bout that experience it was because i had an ovarian cyst that need to be removed through surgery...well it seems u are alright d but u didnt actually answer me why u went for the dental surgery? woooo goth chic can shake hand with me d hehe, u look like a seductive vampiress anyway u know where to get black lipstick? here abit pricy..xoxo

Shop N' Chomp said...

Whoa...good job!

Angie said...

hahaha great goth look! i love the black eyeliner on the lips :) exactly what i did last time.

Samantha Vamphyri said...

damn woman! er, it looks scarryyyy......

Dolce♥Bunny said...

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
That's so awesome!
Man.... You are so creative!!
I always say I wanna try but I never do. I soo enjoy your FOTD! or... theme make-up! JH is awesome lol to him

Shop N' Chomp said...

Hey girl! Hmm...don't know if I could ever say "good bye" to chocolate. It's way too delish. XD Everything in moderation is more workable for me. I agree about the aging and weight thing though. =\

Sue said...

LOL!! Your post is so hilarious! but damn I like the last one the most!! dark hair + dark lips + dark shadows + dark linerssssssssss .. chun!!! I like the one with bright fuschia (i think) lips too! sexay!!! xD

Lavender said...

I thin u sure can win a pize if it is a costume party.

dblchin said...

u look absolutely stunning with ur goth look!!!!

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