Monday, August 25, 2008

Wigs

Our hair, our crowning glory. Mine's really not that glorious actually. In fact, my hair is really fine and lacks in volume. It's silky and nice and all but very little *sigh* Watching those girls on the shampoo ads makes me really envious as I watch them swing their hair let and right and then a left and right. Sure they've probably colour their hair to make it the blackest of black, pile on the treatments before hand and then photoshop the whole thing but still, I'm envious.

When I was younger, I've always has long straight hair, my hair was usually down to my shoulder blades and very soft and shiny. Then after I left school and fooling around, I started colouring my hair. Nothing too bad, then I did a hair show once with Elisa. That was pure nightmare. I regretted my decision now but back then, it sounded like a good idea. Getting your hair done for free and hey, they even throw in some free treatments and products plus some ka-ching. Sounds good to me till they bleached my hair that is. They called it pre-lightening and it wasn't as harsh as bleaching. But the truth was that it was actually the same thing.

This was taken back in 2003

So I had banana yellow hair for a day before they covered that with Ash Gray with red highlights on the side. Sure it was nice... for about two weeks or so before the colour fading and coming off. So soon, the Ash Gray had disappeared and I'm left high and dry with yellow hair ala Ah LienZ style. The only good things that came out of it was that I found the one hairstyle that fit me to a T. I can never go wrong with short hair.

Soon after that, I had to continuously bleach my hair or the contrast between the roots and the bleached part were too obvious and hideous. It was about a year later before I got pissed at all the money that went to my hair that I wised up and coloured my hair black again. Ahh~

I do admit that during the time my hair was coloured, it was fabulous! The highlights, lowlights and the works BUT the amount of ka-ching I spent on it was sending me to the poor house. The WORST part was that I was getting dandruff. It was snowing!! A snow storm!! Endless amount of flakes went flying everytime I combed my hair. My hair was practically coming off in chunks just as well from all the abuse. That was a sad time for me.

I don't wanna start singing this to my hair;

Tell me how I'm supposed to look with no hair
Can't sleep, can't eat with no hair
That's how I feel whenever you ain't there <-- refering to hair There's no hair, no hair

*best to sing this to Jordan Spark's No Air

But anyway let bygones be bygones and it was definitely an experience. So now if I ever want to do anything funky with my hair, I'm wearing a wig!

I finally ordered one online today from a seller and hopefully it's coming in about 3 weeks time. I'll be sure to post up some pictures of it too! I chose a long curly dark brown style with Elisa's help. Wanted something long and curly since I can no longer keep my hair as long as I used to since I keep shedding. And damn, shed by the truckload!

RANT OF THE DAY

Went for a massage today somewhere near Kern's place since my colleagues recommended the place and day I got ripped off.

Sure it was cheap at RM25 per hour but I only got a total of 40 minutes out of the whole damn thing. If I was told that It was RM25 for 40 minutes I wouldn't have minded but to tell me that it was RM25 for an hour and then giving me a lousy massage for only 40 minutes pissed me off!

When I casually mentioned this to the 'boss', he feign ignorance and said that he didn't know what time I arrived. He should know since I called him and he told me loud and clear that they were only free at 7pm onwards. I got lost while looking for his place so I gave him a call all the way till I arrived at his bloody fooking doorstep. Check your handphone's last call memory you doofus! Also the clocks at both inside the room and his office where we pay shows very different timing. The clock in his office is faster by 10 minutes so when I left, his clock showed 7.50pm while my watch showed 7.40pm and and the clock in the massage room showed 7.45pm. I arrived exactly on the dot according to my watch so I knew I only got 40minutes worth of massage. Bloody hell!

His saving grace; he told me that he would give me an extra 10 minutes ( either some can't tell the time or he hasn't learn how to) the next time I went which is God Knows when. I'm not all too sure if I'll ever return considering that the massage was far from satisfying. Seriously. Rub rub here and a rub rub there and voila!

Guess in that case, I can open my own massage parlous soon too... damn, my neck now hurts, I really want a massage for after my massage.

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