Monkey with BIG mouth

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matter concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning power are not above the monkey's"

- Mark Twain

Oh Mr Twain, I cannot express to you how much I agree with your statement. If you were still alive dear sir, I would humbly request for you to rule *ahem* govern our poor beloved confused and for some strange reason going backwards country.

Does it hurt everytime an idiot open his mouth and removes all doubt that he's an idiot? Yes, it does hurt, growing up in Malaysia and studying in a Convent, I had lots of Malays friends whom I still love dearly. Growing up, the government then promoted racial harmony and I happily boasted to all my pen-pals around the world how calm and peaceful Malaysia is with all races working together and not having any racial tension. Fast forward to 2008, I take back all my words and hide in shame. We seem to have forgotten how hard Tun Abdul Rahman and Dr.M's work towards one race, one country, one Malaysia dream. It's all now about Ketuanan Melayu. The dates moved forward for time wait for no man, but unfortunately man himself seems to be going backwards.

And to Mr. Ahmad Ismail,

&^%$#@!! *&^%$#@*&^%$#@!! Thank you.

I calmly translate the above statement:

Kindly remove your head from your ass and see the light. Thank you.

Time and time again, racial issues in Malaysia has been bought up again by the BN (Ruling Coalition) and this time, Mr. Monkey above mentions that 'the Chinese (in Malaysia) has NO rights to claim as they were only squatters in Malaysia.' and promptly refused to apologize and then claims the newspapers have blown up the issue and his statement has been misinterpretated.

It's only in Malaysia that one can come up and say 'It looks like me, sounds like me but is not me." and pretty much get away with it.

Our wonderful Prime Minister Pak Lah has finally stood up and asked the newspaper, bloggers and to stop SMS nonsense and not to blow up sensitive issues.

Right. Then kindly send your MPs (Monkey Parade) or your UMNO chairmans (something or another), to classes to learn about mannerism, etiquette and use our tax money into good use by giving these people a brain to begin with instead of sending people into space. Its really 'funny' when you hear about the ruling coalition being the ones who are racist. Tsk tsk, shame on you!

Pak Lah mentions that issues regarding race, religion and social contract could lead to anger and racial disharmony.

Like DUH. It's expected, tell Mr. Monkey that being a VIP (Very idiotic Person in this case) he is in the public's eyes and everything he say will be recorded, so mind what you say. Don't want racial disharmony? Easy, don't let the Mr. Monkey open his mouth.

Oh wow, I'm so smart, I ought to be in the parliament. *Pets herself on the back*

Taken from my old journal regarding the then upcoming General Elections 2008

*Don't bother reading if you're not Malaysian, It's a long, boring and probably and most likely confusing unless you're into International Politics. But this is a personal rant. Kindly note the 'personal.'

Vote for AH MENG for an important post in the upcoming Malaysian General Election 2008!

You will not be forgotten. R.I.P Ah Meng

Ah dang, I forgot...
Number One: Ah Meng's a Singaporean.
Number Two: Ah Meng just recent went to where all Orang Utan all goes when they kick the bucket.

But worry not, there's still hell alotta monkeys here in Malaysia for you to vote for. THE ROYAL 'MALAYSIAN' CIRCUS IS COMING TO TOWN!! March 8 2008. Come one, come all!

I know that politics is a sensitive subjects but I really can't help sometimes. I'm beginning to see Malaysia as nothing more than a big circus. With the "Oh-So-Important' VIPs as ringmaster and trapeze artist and clowns. Don't forget the clowns for all circus needs clown. The ordinary Malaysian are nothing more than the circus animals. Held in small cages depending on species, we do all the work, get whipped if complain and get paid peanuts.

Kidding! I don't wanna be put into jail under ISA (Internal security Act), I want my mommy!! It'll be torturous enough if they take my poor laptop away or cut my internet connection *ahem*

The ISA is a preventive detention law in force in Malaysia. It allows for the arrest of any person without the need for trial in certain defined circumstances. Primarily to combat the armed insurgency of the Malayan Communist Party

A person detained under the ISA during the first 60 days is held incommunicado, with no access to the outside world.
Furthermore, lawyers and family members are not allowed access to the detainee during this initial period. - wikipedia.

If you note the "primarily to combat the armed insurgency of the Malayan Communist Party" then you would have realized that Hey! We don't need ISA anymore since our country have long gone finish their war with the communist.
Meaning: Communist = kaput
Meaning: Communist = Packed up and gone else where

But we still have the ISA around.
Question: What ever for?
Answer : If you say something nasty about the government. We'll have the right to say that you're citing racial disharmony and basically a pain in the ass and therefore we're going to lock you up in a 'special' cell. HAHA

Oh well.

I love my country, but I must be truthful, I'm not entirely sure if my country loves me back. I'm not even sure if they want me actually but even so, guess I'll stick around and see what happens next. That should be interesting.

I know that if there's anyone even reading this, probably one of their first initial thoughts are "Hey if you hate it that much, MOVE OUT!"
Hell, I'm Malaysian too. I'm born, raised and WILL die (peacefully I hope) in my country. My little patch of soil. MY little patch of soil. MY!! And I will take my right and make my thoughts be known!

But there are some *ahem* people in the government that irks me. Namely, Pak Lah's (our Prime Minister) son-in-law, Khairy J. I'm not gonna mention about his personal stuffs but having a background in journalism and investment banking, I'm not entirely sure what the hell was he thinking when he supports the illegal racing. Is this guy right in the head or does he has a screw lose?

"Another controversy that created a stir among Malaysians was the unsuccessful attempt by Khairy Jamaluddin and Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim to rebrand "Mat Rempits" as "Mat Cemerlang". "Mat Rempit" is a derogatory term used to refer to youths who aim to win drugs, prostitutes and cash in illegal racings using illegally-modified motorcycles. The suggestion by Khairy that "Mat Rempits" should become the "Eyes and Ears" for the Malaysian Police Force has sparked anger among former victims of "Mat Rempits", who previously had their vehicles smashed by "Mat Rempits".

Eyes and Ears? Does Khairy have eyes and ears?!? If he did, he'll be seeing us giving him "the" finger and cursing his name.
Mat Rempits are the ones that causes trouble on the road. They ride their bikes in numbers of HUNDREDS and some think that it's okay to ride on the opposite side of traffic without the lights on. If we were to crash into one, I strongly suggest making a run for it. Head to the nearest police station at all cost and do not alight from the car.

These 'rempits' nearly cause Devon and me an accident since they rode on the wrong side of traffic to avoid a road block!

These "eyes and ears" are more often snatch thieves and robbers who prey on women drivers. How many of us women has fallen victim to them and to suggest them to be eyes and ears for the Police Force is so stupid I wonder if Khairy's brains is up in his ass. Guess he stores them there when he's not using them, which is most of the time if not all.

Khairy created further controversies by claiming that the Chinese Communities in Malaysia will take advantage of the Malays if UMNO is weak.
Editted my nasty comment in fear of the ISA.

I'm not extremist nor am I racist, it just breaks my heart whenever I see that people are judged, awarded and looked down upon just because of the color of our skin. I thought we've pass that.

We were all born here, live here and we're all proud to be called Malaysians. Why do you rejects us so and insist and treat us all differently?
I would die for Malaysia. I'm patriotic. But what's the use of that is I died for a country that didn't appreciate my death.

Khairy, who once said he wanted to be Prime Minister before turning 40.
Take note, fellow Malaysians. If Khairy ever has a chance to become the PM, I'm migrating despite the promise to myself to die in my own homeland. I'm moving out!
I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again. Oh babe, I hate to goooooooooooo~
@Dream, I hope Canada's nice.

Another MORON that makes me wanna load my shotgun and put it into good use is Hishammuddin bin Tun Hussein. He is the current Malaysian Education Minister and also the Chairman of the Youth Wing of UMNO. I acknowledge that to some he may be a hero, but to me he's nothing more that a pest. An extremist trouble making racist!

Talk about bull shitting, this guys wins hands down.
In 2005, Hishammuddin became infamous for waving the keris (traditional Malay dagger) at the UMNO Annual General Meeting. Commentators perceived this action as meant to defend Malay supremacy and to threaten those who opposed the Malay special rights as set out in Article 153 of the Constitution of Malaysia and in the social contract.

Can I wave my kitchen knife around next time when I'm making a public speech?

Then there's the May 13 1969 incident. May 13 marks a black day in the Malaysian history and a day when the Malays and Chinese fought. Correct term : A day when the Malays beat the Chinese. LOL!
May 13 incident
We chinese bowed our head in shame thinking that it was indeed all our fault that the riots started only to find out later that;

In 2007, a book — May 13: Declassified Documents on the Malaysian Riots of 1969 by academic, former Democratic Action Party member and former Member of Parliament Kua Kia Soong — was published by Suaram. Based on newly declassified documents at the Public Records Office in London, the book alleged that contrary to the official account which had blamed the violence on opposition parties, the riot had been intentionally started by the "ascendent state capitalist class" in UMNO as a coup d'etat to topple the PM from power.

Let me guess, the two chineses guys that beat up a malay that sparked the entire riot were fiction from some sick person's imagination. *&^%$#@ to you, sir!!

In other words, we were scrapegoats. Gee, thanks!

That being said and done. In every country, there is the good, bad and ugly. As I said before, I support the government but some people should just sit at home, grow old and die.

This is my longest post. Wow!!!
I sincerely hope that the Government will not find my post and knock on my door and drag me away under ISA.

If you note that I have not log in for over a year, it means I have been taken away by the little men in white coats or whatever they are wearing at that point of time.