Weird Dreams

Muh new wig and I

I'm pretty sure that in life, we've all had our fair share of dreaming about people who we least expect. Truthfully, I love having nightmares, I love the running, the confusion and seeing myself die in my dreams. I know it's weird but it intrigues me and leaves me wanting more. It's like watching a movie without an ending. You would want to know what happen next and what else happens.

Just yesterday, I had the oddest dream of all. I dreamt of Peter. Before you think of Peter Rabbit, a character from Beatrix Potter, the author of The Tails of Peter Rabbit, let me explain to you that the Peter here is no rabbit nor does he belong in Never Never land. Peter here is our bank's valuer. Someone whom we deal with atleast a couple of time a week begging *ahem* asking for the property's current market value.

I remember waking up and saying to myself, "Wow, I had a nice dream" then promptly, tried to remember what was the 'nice' dream about. It took me a few minutes to figure out what it was and who was in it. Next thing that came to my mind, "Gosh! What a nightmare!" and tried to push it to the farthest part on the back of my mind.

Disturbing - yes. Funny - yes, Creepy - definitely!

Perhaps it came from the guilt of sending him on a wild goose chase just earlier that day. I accidentally told him the wrong address for valuation and off he went in search of the 'so-said' place. When I learnt of my mistake, I wanted crawl away like a worm into some hole. And worst, it happen all in front of my team leader so it doubled my embarrassment and I really felt like I wanted to sink into the ground and disappear. *Phoof*

*sigh*

EDIT: AHA! It wasn't my mistake after all! It turns out that Peter made a mistake and I told him the right address! Wheee! Wish he told me that before I had the nightmare T.T

So anyway on with happier news, the wig that I ordered 2 weeks ago finally arrived! Woo-hoo! I'm pleased with the seller because she was prompt and kept to her promise on the timeline and the ETA of the wig.

I ordered the darkest shade of wig which was Dark Brown because I was hoping to wear it to work. I didn't wanted any outrageous colour that might incur the wrath of my Sales Manager, CT, as if he wasn't pissed at me already.

Talking about CT, Elisa and Kern has always told me what a nice and funny guy he is, so far, I have not seen that side of him yet. I still remember my first meeting with him when he called me back for a 2nd interview. NO ONE was ever called back for a second interview but I suppose my resume was so bad he wanted to double confirm. Halfway through out the interview, I wanted to reach out my hand and strangle him. It was unsual for me to feel that way but I seriously wanted to do that. I do think of him fondly and really like him from the stories that E & K says and I do want to get to know him better and see for myself what he's like but he keeps a distance from us and busies himself with only a selected few. So no chance no chance. What to do?

Instructions on how to wash the wig

A lump of hair.

When it first came and I removed it from the net, I remember thinking to myself, "Gosh! What a big lump of hair! How the hell do I even put it on?"

When I placed it on my head and I remember seeing nothing but hair. My entire vision was blocked with thick black hair and no matter how I pushed it aside, there was more and more and more hair everywhere!

I learn to part the fringe and to clip it to both sides before putting the wig on or it's so problematic later on. It doesn't sit all too comfortably and it does look a tiny bit fake from the view on the top. But once it's on properly, it looks pretty good! I'm happy with it! Oh I forgot to mention, it stinks. It smells of... something. Not the dead skunk on your head kinda smell but one on plastic melted crayons smell perhaps? I don't know the exact words to describe it but I sprayed on some perfume just to cover it a little. I don't recommend doing it but I was desperate. Don't take tips from a desperado, I'll tell you that!

If you're wondering why I bought the wig, was it because of vanity or because I'm actually bald, I'm here to tell you it's a little of both. Lol! I could never grow my hair long because my scalp is not strong enough, after it reached a certain length, I'll start shedding like no tomorrow and you'll see endless lumps of hair on my bedroom floor. That's one reason I got the wig, I wanted to see and feel how it was like to have long hair. So there you have it!

Do do doooo~

I have not put on lipstick yet so I looked a little pale, sorry but you're not here to see my face right?

I really don't like to put up pictures of myself because I always have the impression tha I'm butt ugly but do bare with me this time. If you have any inquiries about the wigs, feel free to comment or send me a mail.